04
Apr
09

Dickmatized

Pole Power

Pole Power

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE BLACK CAULK!!! A woman who couldn’t have children planned to let her black boyfriend impregnate her 13 year old daughter. In exchange, she would be allowed to marry her own boyfriend. The deal never went through but this lil’ girl must have an S on her vajayjay. The boyfriend and the mother tried 3x previously to rape the unwilling surrogate.

Investigators say that no rape occurred, however they believe it is because the teen was successfully able to fend off each attack. In a search of the Brown residence, police said they found an empty rum bottle, Tylenol PM and a pill crusher.

Ladies, is this what the wang does to your mind? Does the black wang make you extra crazy???

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4 Responses to “Dickmatized”


  1. 1 favorisntfair
    April 4, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    I am vaguely familiar with the term dickmatized *ahem, shudders at flashback* but I have not went to extreme measures to get it. This is clearly a bit much.

    *exits and goes to daydream and doublecheck phonebook on bberry…you know, just to make sure no old numbers are accidentally dialed.*

  2. 2 damnfools
    April 6, 2009 at 2:47 AM

    Vaguely…….WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!

    -Billy Bad Ass

  3. 3 favorisntfair
    April 6, 2009 at 4:22 AM

    Don’t judge me…I don’t need more people, I need more Vitamin D and I’m feeling a little deficient these days. lol

  4. 4 damnfools
    April 6, 2009 at 7:26 AM

    If I don’t judge you, who else will? God is entirely too busy.


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