Can’t Turn A Hoe Into A Housewife

Kendra of the Whores Next Door said that the only way she’ll do another Playboy spread is if her new husband gets to take the pictures. Now am I only one who caught the stupidity in this decision. I’ll wait…………….
Big on titties but not on brains, she still fails to realize that everyone who picks up a magazine will see her naked. (I prefer Hustler myself, they show the pink)

In other news, since she’s left Hef, she will be getting her own show on E! that follows her life while trying to be “domesticated.” She explained the concept,

“It’s going to be me trying to be domestic—trying to be a domesticated woman—and it’s just kinda like I’ve got an angel on my shoulder and a devil on my shoulder,” Wilkinson explained. “It’s like the angel wants me to be sophisticated and domestic and conservative; and then the devil’s pullin’ me.”

Just when I get over the Plies fuckery of this morning, I see this. My head hurts.

*Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Jenna Jameson?*


2 Responses to “Can’t Turn A Hoe Into A Housewife”

  1. 1 favorisntfair
    April 7, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    Ummm, is being a hoe, stripper, bisexual, porn star, or video chick what’s needed to get wifed up in 09? This is a serious question, I really need to know. That is all.

  2. 2 damnfools
    April 7, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    It’s not needed, but suggested. I say move towards videhoe, it seems to be the easiest of all the transitions.

    -Billy Bad Ass

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