Somebody saw fit to give Kanyeezy and energy drink. Not taking a cue from Lil’ John and his Crunk Juice (that shit is only good in the gas can), he has decided to sign a deal with some Canadian (eh) company called GURU to produce a sugary confection that will attpempt to imitate Red Bull. In his press release he says,
I express myself through music, fashion, art and design and that’s why I am excited to collaborate with GURU; because the brand values what I value, and I can put what inspires me into this new product
Those Louis Vittons, fail. The $200 in a recession Air Yeezys, fail. An energy drink, pre-emptive fail.
Damnfools 
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