Tizzaud Bizitches

Jim Jones cleaned his ears out and donated the contents to Madme Tussauds’ Wax Museum. They’re taking that wax and creating a sculpture of Snoop Dogg to be put on display. To be unveiled on 4/20 (Side eye) the statue will feature Dogg’s clothing line and is estimated to be worth $300,000. Here at Damnfools, we have a few suggested poses:
Pouring malt liquor on bitches
Leading hoes on a leash
Puffing on a phat ass J

How would you like to see the Doggfather immortalized?


3 Responses to “Tizzaud Bizitches”

  1. 1 favorisntfair
    April 17, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    *crip walks into post* I would like to see him in the pose he is, but with the dogleashes and the silly bishes (they don’t get wax…they are just employed to stand there during business hours) that were on the attached to the leashes on the MTV Awards. I’m sure they have nothing better to do.

  2. 2 damnfools
    April 19, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    A couple of the Candy Girls would do quite nicely.

    -Billy Bad Ass

  3. 3 djfreezy
    April 21, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    He could have the leashes and things but there’d have to be a fog machine perpetually blowing 2 smoke puffs out his mouth every….lets say…5 seconds to simulate the environment that is around his tall smoked out self. They could also have one of those speaker boxes you find in museums where you press the button and the figure says something. It should go like this:

    Anonymous: Hey Snoop, hows the weather up there?
    Snoop: Cloudy than a muthafucka ya’ll.

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