Fertility Fuckups

See, this is why I don’t fuck with my neighbors now. In a story right out of the Young and the Restless we have a couple with fertility problems and a good neighbor willing to lend a dick. Demetrius couldn’t get his wife, Traus, pregnant so what does he do? He pays his neighbor, Frank $2,500 to have sex with his wife to get her pregnant. Apparently the two of them are the Patty Duke twins and kind of look alike. Well, after 72 times and no baby it was found that Frank was shooting blanks as well. When he went to get an examination Frank’s wife had to tell him, “Frank, you are NOT the father!!!” Now Demetrius is trying to get his money back while Frank says you technically paid me to sleep with your wife, not impregnate her. This shit right here…….


4 Responses to “Fertility Fuckups”

  1. 1 favorisntfair
    April 22, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    GTFOH…this is that bull…I am officially getting off the internet for the rest of the day for this ish right here. How you gone PAY a dude to eff your wife 72 times for a baby? I mean, I know 2.5 stacks is cheaper than the fertility clinic but if this ain’t the fertility flea market gone wrong….pc is off at 3:11PM CST. I’m done, I’ma try again tomorrow.

  2. 2 djfreezy
    April 23, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    He right to keep the money though. I mean dude this pay the other guy to sleep with his wife (in hopes) of getting her pregnant. 72 times though? after the first like 5 or 6 times, wouldn’t he get smart but, evidently his wife loved every time.

  3. 3 Billy Bad Ass
    April 23, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    She’s a freak. I’ll bet she was on birth control the whole time just in case. Sounds like she just wanted some new dick.

    -Billy Bad Ass

  4. 4 djfreezy
    April 23, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    well indeed, she got that new dick….72 times…

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