Girl, Sit Your Dumb Ass Down

Yes, I am aware of what the title of this post is. And yes, I am fully aware of the contents in the YouTube video above. However, I feel it is my damn duty to discuss the damn foolishness in this video (because he clearly doesn’t get it) and literally chin check any woman (an I use the term woman loosely if you find this isht sexy) that has been hoodwinked and bamboozled into thinking for one split second that this isht sexy. As far back as I can remember (don’t get that isht twisted, I’m not that damn old) Tang has always left a bad taste in my mouth and Zest has always left my skin drier than a desert. Needless to say, the tanginess and zestiness in this wack arse video has left me with a terrible after taste and my funbox is dry as hell. Some silly bish is hot and bothered over this video so I need these questions answered:
Is this what the young girls are looking for in 2009?
When the f*ck did this start being sexier than this?
What the f*ck is up with all these grown arse men booty tooting?
Was he calling niggas out in the first video so he could be escorted out the closet?
If you can give me legitimate answers to these questions to to defend the f*ckery in this video, here are a few things you might want to make note of:
Booty tooting is for women only.
Panties are for women only.
This nigga might steal your drawers.
He might wear all your MAC lipglass too.
His skin probably wayyyyy softer than yours.
Wearing boxer briefs while booty tooting and dry humping a chair is still tangy and zesty.
Telling me that this is strictly for the ladies while twisting and twerking harder than me or (any other woman) is still tangy and zesty.
I would much rather see this dude than see some spectacular tanginess.

I hope I don’t have to revisit this isht again cause I got bigger (mandingo peens) things to be focused on.

-Favor really isn’t fair…Deal With It!


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