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Jun
09

Crunchetize Me Cap’n

Silly hoes like this make my morning. In California (where else) Janine Sugawara sued Quaker and their parent company PepsiCo because there are no real berries in Crunch Berries cereal. The fruit loop ate the cereal for FOUR YEARS before she figured out that the berries in question were just sweetened puffs of corn. She says that the the box aggressively thrusts a spoonfull of berries at the innocent consumer. The case was thrown out on it’s proverbial ass by a very smart judge. He says in his decision,

A reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the Product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist. So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world

I think she must have been getting high before breakfast to think a crunchberry existed somewhere in the wild. Somewhere in the hills of Cambodia, you can probably find crunchberries being grown by the natives. They barter with their closest neighboring tribe for sugar smacks. Dig ’em.

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