Posts Tagged ‘Extending That 15 Minutes

22
Jul
09

Just What You Didn’t Want To See

There are way better vaginas out there but we take em where we can get em. Here Tiffany “New York” Pollard was washing her underwear at the laundromat and decided on an impromptu photo shoot. It’s good to know she keeps that beaver pelt managed.

12
Jul
09

Say It Ain’t So, A Special Report

Rumor mill has it that Frankie…Keyshia Cole’s mother, is pregnant. I promise to my everlasting Heavenly Father on high that if this is true, yall gone have to see me on the other side in a PYT video w/MJ,James Brown and Rick James I’m Rich Bish cause this is some straight bullshat! I mean, I’m trying to understand this madness…but my friend said that its the fact that she can take them dentures out and suck a man’s balls through his toes that’s got ’em shook. *shout out to NBA…I’m still recovering from this statement* Fellas, please let me know is this one of the deal breakers that will have you forgetting all about child support payments, pushing strollers at the superbowl and turning in your singles for the strip club for coupons for pullups? What’s really good?

So classy.

-Favor is clearly not fair as shown above please respect it deal with it…SMH

24
Jun
09

Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down

This is the shit that happens when you run your shit. I held off on reporting until some good shit went on. As we’ve been seeing the last few days, celebrity blogger Perez Hilton got his lip split after talking about “Fugly” Fergie. Well Will.i.am’s manager didn’t take too kindly to that and his fist had a meeting with Perez’s face. That was the recap. Now Perez’s bitch ass is suing dude, Polo Molina. I have a new goal for this year.

Step 1. Get invited to a celebrity party.
Step 2. Insult someone famous.
Step 3. Get my ass beat by said famous person.
Step 4. Pay off my student loans.

Don’t judge me.

23
Jun
09

White Lines

Well it seems that things are looking up for Scott Storch. Details are scant but he has inked a deal to star in his own reality show. My first thought was Celebrity Rehab but I’m often wrong. The show will focus on Storch and the “hot Miami music scene.” Ummm ok. All I’m interested in is how he can sniff up $30 mil in a single bound. Music be damned.

03
Jun
09

When It Rains…..

And the Lil Weasel news keeps on coming. After that Spongebob of an album with Lil Milkbone, Omarion was dropped from his label like dishes in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Now he’s signed to Lil Wayne’s Young Money Imprint. There he will get to languish in limbo with such artists as Drake (UNSIGNED mixtape prince with a hit record), Nicki Minaj (Called the new Lil Kim/Foxy with a flow and no deal) and other weed carriers of no importance. Good luck with that.

29
May
09

The Etherization Continues

The saga continues. Now the proprietors of niggadry, WorldStarHipHop have got into the game. Check out this hilarious cartoon of the reactions of Spectacular’s “challengers”.

23
May
09

Cannon Comes Down Off His Crack High

Nick Cannon finally came to his senses and bitched up, sort of.  In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mariah’s lastest dick supplier stated his case on his whole “I’m gonna get you sucka” rant.

“I never even considered it as beef. It’s not beef. It’s just, Hey, I heard the record. I said what I had to say.”

Well now that you feel better about yourself, please make sure you never again take whatever illegal substances you were taking to make you go on that dumb ass rant. He must have got into Mariah’s supply of Glitter drugs and been on one.




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