Posts Tagged ‘Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems

06
Aug
09

Call A Stretcher

This nigga has officially dropped his cereal. He has been doing some questionable things lately but now there is no hope. May his career and his dignity rest in peace.

23
Jun
09

No Money, Mo Problems

Looks like Bow Wizzle got his wish. After bitching about his flop of an album not getting the attention it deserved, Scrappy Doo went on Twitter to complain. He stated that he was not happy about his current label situation and would like to be let out of his contract. Well our God is a giving God because the pound puppy got his wish. He has been dropped from Columbia with none other than Jim “Pigpen” Jones. The fact that Dirt MgGirk had a contract in the first place is beyond me but he always has his “movement” (side-eye) to fall back on. The only person eating over at Columbia is Beyonce, Matthew makes sure of that.

23
Jun
09

White Lines

Well it seems that things are looking up for Scott Storch. Details are scant but he has inked a deal to star in his own reality show. My first thought was Celebrity Rehab but I’m often wrong. The show will focus on Storch and the “hot Miami music scene.” Ummm ok. All I’m interested in is how he can sniff up $30 mil in a single bound. Music be damned.

19
May
09

Diddy Puts Out Ad For New Ghostwriter

It must be

11
May
09

When It Rains, It Pours

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The XXL Editors received this letter from Louis Vuitton concerning the May 2009 cover of Rick Ross.

Dear Editor:

We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.

The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.

Sincerely,

Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.
Louis Vuitton Malletier

Lets not keep talking about things we can’t afford, deal?

01
May
09

Niggers No More

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The dream is over. Hip Hop power couple Nas and Kelis are over. Kelis has filed for divorce in LA citing “irreconcilable differences.” My guess is Beyonce put on her grass skirt and danced the marriage apart. No way she was going to let them shine and take attention from her and the Jigga Man. That’s the only thing that would explain leaving someone while you’re seven months pregnant. On the plus side, Kelis’ next album is going to be crack now.

14
Apr
09

Bitch, Where You Goin???

After 28 years of marriage Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn Moore has filed for divorce. Who cares, right? Well apparently since there was no pre-nump, she stands to walk away with half of his fortune. Half of his $900 Million dollar fortune!!! For that kind of cash we are working it out. You will not be going ANYWHERE. I’ll be singing “And I Am Telling You” better than Jennifer Hudson and Jennifer Holiday combined. On top of that, they have a 10 year old together so she stands to get child support in addition to possible alimony and whatever property assets they have aquired together. Like I said, NOWHERE.




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