FINISH HER!!!

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You Didn’t Put In On This, Man

Normally Whitney Houston is the evil stepmother but the tables have turned (DARKNESS!!!). According to reports, she was supposed to give her stepmother a $723,000 payout from her late father’s estate to pay for the morgage. The title of the house is in her stepmother’s name and she says she hasn’t seen one red(top) dime. The Fairy Godmother on the other hand says that since she put in on the initial investment, she doesn’t owe her jack shit AND she deserves interest. Whitney is countersuing for 1.6 million in damages.

Doin It In The Park

I Feel Pretty

Fishnets. Check. Bra. Check. Porno. Check. 2 year old son. Check. William Kauf was found reading skin mags with his young son in the car at a local park. When the police tried to arrest this fool, he tried to drive home and was eventually stopped. Now we know our white bretheren are freaks but DAMN!!! I guess he just had to let his pussy breathe. Dennis Rodman here is being charged with a nice list of fun including child neglect, driving on a suspended license, fleeing to avoid arrest, no proof of insurance and possession of drug paraphernalia. Hope he didn’t get a run in his stockings, he’ll need to look pretty in jail.