See, this is why I don’t fuck with my neighbors now. In a story right out of the Young and the Restless we have a couple with fertility problems and a good neighbor willing to lend a dick. Demetrius couldn’t get his wife, Traus, pregnant so what does he do? He pays his neighbor, Frank $2,500 to have sex with his wife to get her pregnant. Apparently the two of them are the Patty Duke twins and kind of look alike. Well, after 72 times and no baby it was found that Frank was shooting blanks as well. When he went to get an examination Frank’s wife had to tell him, “Frank, you are NOT the father!!!” Now Demetrius is trying to get his money back while Frank says you technically paid me to sleep with your wife, not impregnate her. This shit right here…….
Damnfools 